1 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:28,940 do do 2 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,750 sauna. 3 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:54,850 The best thing is the natural heat. 4 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:00,210 Ladies, 5 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,650 consider me at your disposal. 6 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,690 Look at all this suet. 7 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,510 Today's your lucky day. 8 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,610 You give me a massage, I give you a massage. 9 00:01:16,190 --> 00:01:17,610 That's equality, right? 10 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,810 Hooray for women's lib! 11 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:46,260 down and chew the fats. All three of them. And more than enough for all of 12 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:50,200 Yours truly is always generous and believes in fairness. 13 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 Never mind. 14 00:02:17,249 --> 00:02:18,249 John Salvatore's dead? 15 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,450 You mean really dead? 16 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:20,930 Are you sure? 17 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:24,110 What else would it be? 18 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:30,670 A fateful finish. 19 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,390 Too much eroticism for a man his age. Too much, too much. 20 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:35,650 There's no reason. 21 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:39,310 You add to it an excess of heat, shall we say, the fact he was no longer a kid. 22 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:42,010 Well, if you want to play like that, well, then you've got to pay. 23 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:43,610 I have a feeling you're right. 24 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:47,090 And just, uh, what are we going to tell the widow? The truth. Please, senora, 25 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:51,210 your husband passed away as a result of a cramp, I suppose we could say. What 26 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:53,790 kind of cramp? You want to know what kind of cramp? Well, then, I guess I'd 27 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:57,290 better explain, senora. The sort of cramp you get when a muscle is rigid. 28 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:58,630 What muscle? 29 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,130 Poor guy, his heart just explodes. 30 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:04,790 Like a gun going off. Oh, senora, I hate to see you carrying on like this. 31 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,710 bitter with the sweet. There's no sense in crying your eyes out. You'll make 32 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:08,469 them all sore. 33 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,950 Now, aside from your eyes, senor, there are certain other problems you need to 34 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:13,250 consider. Here, take a little. You want it? 35 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:16,070 Now, you've got to consider the life ahead of you. 36 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:20,190 You must consider your future. That's right. You've got to do another word and 37 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:21,850 take the situation in hand. 38 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:25,410 Oh, no, don't, Raffaele. That's not the situation we're discussing. 39 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,130 We should share the work. 40 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:28,390 No, it's not the... 41 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,040 I mean, I would really appreciate it. What is it, senora? Consider it done, 42 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,080 whatever it is. 43 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,500 Please send a telegram to my dear little stepmother. A telegram? What? 44 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,340 I feel the need of a man. 45 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,400 You've got one right here, senora. 46 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,680 No, I want the feeling of family. 47 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,410 Go send a telegram. It was your idea. 48 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:03,650 Yeah, before. 49 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,930 Now that's past history. I think I get it. 50 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:41,419 Before they departed? 51 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:42,880 Yes. He's right upstairs. 52 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,140 Yes, it's always a good one to go first. 53 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,840 He's the kind of man who likes to surround himself with beautiful things. 54 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,280 I think we can say he had a beautiful death. 55 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,840 I mean, how they ever managed to close the coffin is something I'll never 56 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,320 understand. Yes, thank you very much. 57 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,760 My call and my hour of need. 58 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,860 I feel as close to you as if we're of the same blood. But, oh, let's not talk 59 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,760 blood. There's poor Salvatore in his coffin without it. 60 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,700 Honest to God, I never thought they'd be able to get that thing down. Medical 61 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,700 scientists, they do wonders. 62 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,760 It's been so many years since we've seen each other. 63 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,680 I was afraid you might have changed, but no. 64 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,540 You are still the good and virtuous Antonello that you always were. 65 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:33,800 Not the family, huh? 66 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,900 I didn't think that he had the nerve to suspect it. 67 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,760 It's so good that you're here, Antonello. 68 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:44,110 There's a lot of money, and, well, a widow needs protection from hyenas. Get 69 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,730 picture? But don't you have a stepdaughter? 70 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:48,050 There's my Eleni, yes, but she's a baby. 71 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:51,670 Arcentina, bring the valises, won't you, dear? 72 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:55,010 Go and refresh yourself. Take a shower. You've come a long way. 73 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,910 Yeah. You're a real brother, even though it's stiff. 74 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:05,830 Arcentina? Yes, ma 'am? Show my brother the way to the bar. 75 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,740 Oh, well, you handle yourself in your time yourself. 76 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,700 Here we are. 77 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,780 Look out for the water. The faucets don't work too well. 78 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I'll just wash my hands. 79 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:42,650 Oh, I bet it was those faucets. They got you, huh? You didn't ruin your sweater. 80 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:43,850 Nearly. What a pity. 81 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:45,410 I'm Caruso, the family lawyer. 82 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:46,790 That's what I figured. 83 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,650 Husband in the cemetery? 84 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:50,190 A woman needs legal aid. I bet. 85 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:52,750 Suspicious, aren't you? Real loyal to your stepsister, right? 86 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:54,650 How much do you want? 87 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,210 What? Her money. 88 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:58,430 You have to resign yourself, Don Antonello. 89 00:06:58,930 --> 00:07:01,090 We almost go on. It's the way of the world. 90 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,510 Don Antonello. 91 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:06,650 Don Antonello. 92 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,270 Raffaele Virzi. 93 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,580 I was in business with a dear deceased. 94 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:14,040 I just can't tell you how very awful I feel. Okay, then don't. 95 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,900 Samario? This is my son, Samario. 96 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,560 He's a new breed, huh? 97 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,880 Will you cut that out, huh? 98 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,900 I don't want you to worry. There are no problems. 99 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,040 You're looking at a businessman. 100 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,280 It's all under control. 101 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,600 I've got the control, huh? And it's my business to take good care of the widow 102 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,600 in this case. 103 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,520 Why don't you go and rest a bit, huh? 104 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,000 You're tired. Go on. Take a nice rest. 105 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:40,900 Are you Antonello? 106 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,180 Yes. 107 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,960 Condolences. Isn't it terrible? If you say so. 108 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,800 I'm Juliana, a family friend. 109 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,640 I'm sorry for your trouble. 110 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,040 No, it's I who should be sorry about your loss. 111 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:54,159 My what? 112 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Isn't it your loss, too? 113 00:07:56,140 --> 00:08:00,700 Yes, I suppose it is. Well, it's really a pleasure to meet you. Not a day for 114 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:01,700 pleasure. 115 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,200 Annunziata never said you were so good -looking. 116 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:08,430 I haven't seen her in years. You see, I've been living in Naples. 117 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:13,510 When Salvatore's first wife died and my stepsister married him, well, I didn't 118 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,130 get along too well with Salvatore. You understand? 119 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:18,930 My, you're just so nice and so sympathetic. 120 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:21,250 Oh, my father. 121 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:22,770 Child. 122 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,710 You won't believe this line. 123 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,050 You prefer breath or thought? 124 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:28,510 Yeah, you're right. I don't. 125 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,679 Come on, for God's sake. He married me for my body, not to feed your mouth. 126 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,159 Still, you could have persuaded the old cheapskate to help me out once in a 127 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,539 while. And I still don't understand what you want me here for now. 128 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:47,160 To protect me, obviously, and play Dutch uncle to my stepdaughter. 129 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,400 And you? 130 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,120 Me? 131 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,280 Finally, I'm going to have some fun for a change. I haven't had fun in years. 132 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,700 And to you, my pride doesn't enter into it at all. Or my dignity. And my 133 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,700 position doesn't count. 134 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,860 I've arrived as a novelist, you know. 135 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,700 Arrived? Right. Right here you've arrived, and here you'll stay. You'll 136 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,960 nothing. The servants are yours. 137 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:06,660 Intellectually, it'll be a rest. 138 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,320 Here. 139 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,700 Thanks, but I'm not for sale. 140 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Why don't you go see your step -step -sister? She's waiting, I know, for 141 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,040 to take the place of her dad. 142 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,860 And get rid of that stupid beard. You've been reading your own book too much. 143 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:30,610 Ciao, 144 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,589 Elena. 145 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,590 Who is it? 146 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,430 It's Antonello, your stepmother's stepbrother. 147 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:37,710 Oh. 148 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,090 Mind if I light the light? 149 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,490 Oh, please do, Uncle. 150 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,630 But I'm not your uncle. I'm only your stepmother's stepbrother. 151 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:47,630 I can't keep up with all that step stuff. 152 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,340 What big teeth you have, Uncle. 153 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,020 All the better to bite you with. 154 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,420 You can call me Uncle if you want, even if we're not related. 155 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,820 I couldn't make the funeral scene. 156 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,580 I can appreciate that. 157 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,020 But I think Daddy would understand. 158 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,960 Undoubtedly. 159 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,080 I bet he's already in paradise. 160 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,920 Where else was such a good man? 161 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,590 It seems strange that we never met till now, Uncle. 162 00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:23,490 That's an old story. 163 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,749 No matter. 164 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,810 But you're going to stay for good now, aren't you? 165 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:27,909 I don't know. 166 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:28,910 I doubt it. 167 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,910 But we'll be seeing each other. 168 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,930 Ellen, I want to say something to you, if you'll promise not to cry. 169 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,270 I also realize that you might think I'm merely being absurd. 170 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,830 I can't imagine you absurd, Uncle. 171 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:43,750 It's about your father. 172 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,390 In some way, I intend to substitute for him in your heart. 173 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,400 I hope you'll let me. 174 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,320 What do you mean, substitute for my father? 175 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,680 Wasn't one of him enough? 176 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:01,800 What is it, Uncle? Does it scandalize you to see me in my nightgown? No, no, 177 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,760 it's that... How old are you, Eleanor? 178 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,059 The truth. 179 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,440 21. And you? 180 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,420 Are you 80 or 90? With that beard. 181 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,880 Not a day over 75. 182 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,160 I bet you were expecting someone much younger. 183 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,580 Well, yeah. 184 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,960 And I was expecting you to be much older. 185 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,860 Real old. Ugly and unpleasant. 186 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,120 You're a surprise. 187 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:26,820 I find that you're young, not bad looking, perhaps even simpatico. 188 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,320 Perhaps. 189 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,440 Hey, wait. 190 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,940 You have to promise me one thing. Yes? 191 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,880 Since we're not even remotely related, don't be a substitute. 192 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,620 Just say that you and I shall be real friends. 193 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,860 You and I shall be real friends. 194 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:44,880 And you'll always be nice to me. I'll always be nice to you. No, not in that 195 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,880 tone of voice, Uncle. 196 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,900 I'll always be nice to you, Eleanor. 197 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,560 Uncle, you'd look better without that beard. 198 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:58,040 There's no way I'm going to lose this beard. 199 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,120 And so I've decided to remain. 200 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,960 A sacrifice, no doubt about that. 201 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:42,380 Of course, I'll be relying on the collaboration of Don Rafael and or 202 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:47,980 Caruso, our lawyer, who will continue to carry on in their roles as financial 203 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:51,280 and legal advisor to my stepsister. That's very kind of you, Don Antonello, 204 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,640 very wise of you, too, if I may say so. You can't be too careful today, a widow 205 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:58,320 with no experience of the world, especially one with all her dough. I 206 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,320 such a large estate. 207 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,540 When a husband dies, he always leaves a hole. That is, an emptiness that others 208 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:07,400 must help fill. For I'm sure that Don Rafael and Don Chicho will fill their 209 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,800 share of it with their usual blend of experience and confidence. 210 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,480 For my part, I intend to fill a particular hole. For in addition to 211 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,280 my dear stepsister's affairs, I intend to dedicate myself to furthering the 212 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,800 education and well -being of my... Well, let's call her my little step -step 213 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,500 -sister. Well, if you want to make that non -uncle of yours, you'd better come 214 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,500 up with something special. 215 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,120 None of the usual tricks have worked. 216 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,060 He's too much of a goody -goody, plus being kind of slow. 217 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,600 Every time he sees me, he hides. 218 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500 Ciao. 219 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760 Ciao, Ellen. 220 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,160 Enjoying the morning? 221 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,720 No. Oh, I'm sorry about that. You got a problem? 222 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,660 I'll say, and I was depending on you to help me with him. 223 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,660 Yeah, I know, but you don't realize how hard it is. I mean, just getting used to 224 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,660 the place. 225 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,820 Learning how things work. There's a lot to do. 226 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,180 It's complicated. 227 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,660 You have no idea the problems I've run into. 228 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,720 But I thought it was my problems you wanted to run into. 229 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,420 Yes, sir. 230 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,940 Sorry. 231 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,480 Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. 232 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,080 Yes? What is it? 233 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,340 I think that I'm frigid. 234 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,480 You're putting me on, Eleanor. 235 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,420 For example, you really turned me off. 236 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,660 How's that again? 237 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,260 You, Saverio, Caruso, Don Rafael, and my father, all men turn me off. 238 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,440 Oh, your father, now that would make sense. 239 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,800 And you know why they turn me off? Because you're all men, males. 240 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,280 You make me sick to my stomach, all of you. You're nauseating. 241 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,500 Ah, now I get it, those familiar words. Why don't you just say it? You're a 242 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,500 feminist. 243 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,520 Either I'm physically ill, or else it's all mental, because I tell you, 244 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,820 liberated I'm not. 245 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,100 Darn it, frigidity's my sickness, I know. 246 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,480 I can't tell you how many men I've tried it with, but all to no avail. 247 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,659 Tried it with? 248 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,120 In what sense did you try? 249 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,420 Don't ask me about the details. Do you understand? No, I don't understand them. 250 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,500 You're not that kind of person to me. Please, if you think that, then I'm sure 251 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,500 it's quite all right with me. 252 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:09,060 You tell me, how old is this poor little sexual wreck? 253 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,600 I don't know, around 18 or 19 maximum. 254 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:18,200 Strange, strange that a girl so young could be, as you say, frigid. 255 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:21,890 I'll read you that she's ugly. Yeah, I'll bet that's it. Ugly women are often 256 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,330 inhibited because of their looks. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, there's your 257 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,110 I'll bet she's ugly. She's beautiful. She is? 258 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:30,570 She has gorgeous eyes and beautiful long blonde hair. Long hair. And creamy skin 259 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:33,930 like white alabaster. And her legs. Are they long? Yes, they go all the way to 260 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,430 her crotch. And nice tits. Yeah. 261 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,690 Nipples pointed. 262 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:40,490 Another wall. Eleanor is not only pretty, she's a real beauty. 263 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:44,370 Eleanor. Are you talking about her, your step -sister's step -daughter? 264 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,150 Evelyn, a young American. 265 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,890 She's from Texas. Funny, I thought you said Ellen. I wonder why. No, this one's 266 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:54,170 a student. Studies painting. She's here to prepare her thesis on Paolo Cello. 267 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:58,110 Yeah, Paolo Cello. Ah, it's just another frigid American. Hell, every Italian 268 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,590 knows that's America's national problem. No, 269 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,389 no, no. 270 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,389 No. 271 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,550 Antonello. 272 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,790 Me, why don't you introduce me to this girl with the blonde hair? 273 00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:16,510 The long leg pointed to... I want to give you the right counsel, but first I 274 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:19,230 think I should meet her. I mean, I should get a look at her. That way I'd 275 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,049 an idea. 276 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,390 Something to base a judgment on. 277 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,770 An older man that might just do the trick. 278 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,970 Oh, Eleanor, I love your... Stop it. Your blonde hair. Stop it. Your long 279 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,550 Stop it. 280 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,170 Your velvety thighs. 281 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:42,510 Stop it. 282 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:48,490 Your big, soft jugs. Stop it. 283 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,500 A little bit of jealousy didn't work either. 284 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,080 What can I do to get his bird in my bush? 285 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,320 I think maybe I... 286 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:37,250 It's a mad idea, but I'll try anything. 287 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,730 But do you really think we can convince Antonello that we're a couple of 288 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,470 lesbians? I hope so. That's the point. 289 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,890 And do you really think that as lesbians, I'll be a little bit more 290 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:46,890 to Antonello? 291 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,770 Watching lesbians is a great turn -on to male sex. 292 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:53,170 I guarantee he'll be here to spy on us. But I don't know what lesbians do 293 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,950 together while he's watching. What do we do? 294 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:56,170 Embrace and smooch? 295 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,600 You're not out to win the Oscar, you know. Who's acting? 296 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,300 Aren't you going to put your tongue in my mouth? 297 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,380 I bet it would really excite Antonov. You're stuck your tongue right down my 298 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,540 throat. Juliana, you're positively wicked. 299 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:58,740 Girls will be girls. 300 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,880 What were you doing in there? 301 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:04,020 I was looking for my cigarettes. And you? 302 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,420 What are you... I was looking for my lighter. 303 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,990 You're going to give me an explanation and a full one. The whole story, my 304 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:15,809 the whole story. 305 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,730 The whole story? Now, why should I do that? 306 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,370 Because Anunciatus left me in charge of your education. That's the reason. 307 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:24,470 Very well. You want to hear it? I'll tell you. 308 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,110 Yeah, sure, I told you a bunch of lies. 309 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,570 Because I didn't want you to discover the sordid truth about me. 310 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:34,790 I'm a lesbian. 311 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:35,949 Come on. 312 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,410 You call that a full explanation? 313 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:38,810 A confession. 314 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,660 You really are confused in that head, and not only in your head, Eleanor. 315 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:49,220 Yes? I don't know if you're just spoiled, or if it's a plain case of 316 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,560 perversion, or even if you're nuts. 317 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,800 Yes? I only know that you're making me go around the bend with these antics. 318 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,080 Yes. And now you're going to get a lesson. 319 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:04,560 I should have done it a long time ago. 320 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,200 Cry all you want. You're going to take your medicine. 321 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:16,860 You're incorrigible. 322 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,660 From now on, I wash my hands of you. 323 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,280 Spare the rod and spoil the child. 324 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,590 Here I am. Yeah, there you are. 325 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:57,230 I want to talk to you. 326 00:22:57,470 --> 00:22:58,470 Yeah, what is it? 327 00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:01,910 I want to be sure it'll be private, personal. 328 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,050 Problems? 329 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:06,050 Yeah. That kind? 330 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:08,730 Mm -hmm. 331 00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:11,350 Helena. 332 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,570 Hmm. I understand. 333 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:17,470 Helena's a girl that's not simple, to say the least. 334 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,230 She's extremely complicated. 335 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:22,230 She's changed so much recently, she's totally different. 336 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,240 When did it begin? 337 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,560 When? Since you got here, the day of her father's funeral. 338 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,920 You know, we were practically engaged. 339 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,880 And now? 340 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:39,080 Now she's not like the same girl. She pushes me and then pulls me, provokes 341 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,860 then beats it. I tell you, I hardly know her. 342 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,180 A drastic problem needs a drastic remedy. 343 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,660 Let's get into real perversion. 344 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,440 Yeah. 345 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,400 Yeah, I think that this will do the trick. 346 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,899 Forgive me. 347 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:15,500 Forgive me. Come on, come on. It's all right. You know I had to spank you. 348 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,020 You had to be right to do that. 349 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,200 It's not as though I'm a baby. 350 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:28,040 Is that my... Pretend that you never, that you never saw it. But this is my 351 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,780 underwear. Yes, I know. 352 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,700 It's what I was unable to tell you. I shocked you so much already, I didn't 353 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,980 to add to your worries. You're looking at a mental case. 354 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,300 And I'm sorry to tell you that I... 355 00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,390 fetishist. Eleanor, you're driving me up the wall. 356 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,840 any chance seeing your lawyer? No, really, dear boy. Why should you think I 357 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:44,400 Well, in case you do see the gent, tell him I'm waiting in the study. 358 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,880 I did handle that well. 359 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,480 What the hell is that? 360 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,920 Think I should go? Yes. 361 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200 I'll be right back. 362 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,080 Uh, Caruso. Ah, Penalo, I understand you were looking for me. 363 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,960 Seeing as how you're a real old satyr. 364 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:07,160 Mind telling me where to look for the most serious perversions? Listen, I'm 365 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,140 neither old nor a satyr, all right? I just want some information, that's all. 366 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,500 About perversions, huh? 367 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,540 Well, I'm not sure I can put my finger on it. It's not my kind of reading 368 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,540 material. 369 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,940 Let's see. 370 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,660 Well, what do you know? I'd say this is the correct tome here. 371 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:25,100 Selected this out. This gentleman was a real expert. A veritable student of this 372 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:25,999 sort of thing. 373 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,660 So name your subject. Is it sadism? 374 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,580 Masochism? Ask me, ask me. What do you want to know? Ask me. Well, um... 375 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:36,750 When a girl rubs her nose in a gentleman's intimate garments, is that 376 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,350 Depends on how long he's been wearing them. 377 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,570 It's usually called fetishism. 378 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:43,030 But who did that, your crazy Texan? Yeah. 379 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:46,750 American women, there's the fruit of liberation for you. Absolutely. 380 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:50,370 I think you better introduce me to this girl, because I know how to handle this 381 00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:52,990 kind of female. I'll tell you how I do it. First of all... 382 00:26:52,990 --> 00:27:00,330 I 383 00:27:00,330 --> 00:27:01,350 don't want to discuss it anymore. 384 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,210 Not another word, do you hear? 385 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:08,130 Why do the men have all the power? The women are so meek. Stop it, Ellen. 386 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:11,170 That's why you made me so sick in the first place. Men are violent. 387 00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:12,810 You're talking like a psychopath. 388 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,820 It needs an artistic touch. A little more leg. That's what it needs. 389 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:47,220 Put your hands back on. No, no, down, down. That's it. Hold it. 390 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,520 That's the pose now. 391 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,740 Now we're going to capture your soul. 392 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,340 No, no, something's wrong with the hand. Wait, I'll fix it. 393 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,120 Just one more artistic touch. 394 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,280 Yes, we're getting close to the sublime. 395 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,120 Your perfection itself. Yeah, all right, all right. Hold the pose. Hold the 396 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,520 pose. No, it's not right. It needs the final artistic touch. Your hand isn't 397 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,960 right. You've got to pose it more gracefully. That's it. Wash the finger. 398 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,460 finger. Keep your eye on the finger. Wash the finger. 399 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,680 It is pointed. 400 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,520 Beautiful. It's a fine artistic touch. You're too gorgeous for words. 401 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Playboy, here I come. 402 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,340 This picture could hang in the National Gallery. The best thing, though, is the 403 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,340 composition. 404 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,560 Hold it like that. We'll try for hustle with this one. Oh, that's very 405 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560 expressive. Caruso! 406 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,620 Caruso! 407 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:31,740 Now, where are we? All right, take a photograph. 408 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:33,059 Yes, but artistic. 409 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,760 Get ready. Hold it. Pose pretty. 410 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160 Hold it. 411 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520 Okay, what is it now? 412 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,420 She's a nymphomaniac. 413 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,520 Your stepsister? What do you mean, my stepsister? 414 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,200 Crazy American chick. 415 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,340 She's always on your mind. A nympho. How do you define a nympho? How do you 416 00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:58,040 define it? She confessed it. And worse, to demonstrate her point, she nearly 417 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,739 raped me. 418 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,480 This horny American, you ever screwed her? 419 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,000 I want no part of her bed. 420 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,140 You have to know the broads of nympho. About time you introduced me to this 421 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,600 girl. It's starting to sound critical. 422 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,820 Bitsiosa morbosa is a medical term for her condition. 423 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,350 Be happy to introduce you. 424 00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:13,490 Listen, 425 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:15,430 Antonella, are you very sure you're not a fruit? 426 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:20,050 A fruit? What do you mean by fruit? The medical term is cock -a -sito. 427 00:29:53,450 --> 00:29:54,450 Come on in. 428 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:10,370 Oh, 429 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,350 Antonella. 430 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,270 I've got a fever. 431 00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:19,190 I feel terrible. 432 00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:21,390 Do you want me to call a doctor? 433 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:22,750 No. 434 00:30:29,150 --> 00:30:30,150 Under here? 435 00:30:33,130 --> 00:30:34,410 No, lower. 436 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:37,110 Lower? 437 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:38,890 Lower. 438 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,250 That's where they stick it in babies. 439 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,330 Not by... No, it's not underneath. 440 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Normal, it says. 441 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:07,920 So? So it's normal. You lied. No, I am not lying. It's another kind of fever. 442 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,120 Helena, now you listen. And you? 443 00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:12,840 Doesn't your temperature rise a bit? Is it possible I haven't got any effect on 444 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840 you? 445 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,080 That none of those stories were true? 446 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:52,660 The only truth is, well, it's simply that I've fallen in love with you. And 447 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:53,660 now you know. 448 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,440 I can't help it. I love you. 449 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,140 Do you want to ruin me? 450 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,240 Ruin you? 451 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,460 I love you dearly, don't you? 452 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,340 And damn it, I'm telling you I used the right word. 453 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,600 I tell you it's impossible. You'll ruin us. 454 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960 Why is it impossible? 455 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,460 You mean you've got to ask me that? 456 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,680 How do you feel your stepmother would react? 457 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,080 If you told your stepmother you were in love with me, you'd see me thrown right 458 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,580 out of the house, and I'd rather like it here, Ellen. I don't want to go back to 459 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,380 my Garrett. She'd blame it on me. I know. 460 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,540 Damn it. 461 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:27,340 How do we solve it? 462 00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,700 You know, there is a way to solve it. 463 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,640 What else would I be referring to? 464 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,700 I'll bet the mayor's going to eat a lot. I always cry at Wednesdays. Oh, thank 465 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,880 you, sir. 466 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,960 Mama told me about your decision 467 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,750 What decision? 468 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:53,830 That you're leaving. 469 00:33:54,090 --> 00:33:55,090 That's right. 470 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,550 In other words, I won't see you anymore. 471 00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:02,050 Antonella, why do you look so unhappy, huh? You ought to be glad. 472 00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:03,690 She's married. 473 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:04,810 Your worries are over. 474 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:07,470 Oh, some people want to meet you. 475 00:34:08,110 --> 00:34:09,110 We'll see you later. 476 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,520 Anything the matter? 477 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,280 But I'm sure I locked the door. How'd you get in? 478 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:15,800 I just crawled through the window. 479 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,540 I came here for some peace. 480 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:26,460 I know. 481 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,180 You'd better return. They'll notice you're missing. 482 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,800 I said that you called me into your study. 483 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:36,940 I? Yep. To prove that you're really the bestest man, darling. 484 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,000 Eleanor, I'm sorry, but there's nothing to say anymore. 485 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,020 That's good. You talk too much anyway. 486 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,820 I'm more interested in action. 487 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:54,600 Have you seen Eleanor? I believe she went to the studio a minute to see 488 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600 Antonello. 489 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,220 You hear that? 490 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:03,100 That guy's beginning to take... Come on, you must understand. Antonello has 491 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,920 been, in a sense, her guardian for some time. 492 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,200 He's genuinely fond of the child. 493 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,160 Surely you don't expect him to let her end her marriage without some prior 494 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,340 advice. Brunson. 495 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,050 constituted a problem for me. 496 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,390 But now that you're married, the problem's solved. 497 00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:55,550 I hope you'll be insanely happy. 498 00:36:56,510 --> 00:36:58,870 You come on as though marriage was the end of everything. 499 00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:05,270 You mustn't keep talking this way, Eleanor. Okay, I won't. I'll do this 500 00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:22,230 And so another good man has bit the dust. 501 00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:26,350 Severio, why would you like to go and rescue my bride out of that study? 502 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:27,650 Antonello's a prick. 503 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:31,510 Pardon. You folks having fun? For God's sake, don't knock the poor fella. 504 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:35,270 You can't trust your wife at a wedding. You've really got a problem. 505 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 I love you. 506 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,540 Madly. Darling. 507 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,160 David, I'll always be yours alone. 508 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,740 But on one condition. 509 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,580 That we ship out to the Solomons. 510 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:30,630 Your husband would kill us both. And I'm allergic to bullet. 511 00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:33,310 Yes, but I'll have to stay here for a while, Sherry. 512 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,250 Breasts and legs are reserved. 513 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:36,570 Hey, you two. 514 00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:38,290 Oh, God. Hey. 515 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:41,530 Antonello. 516 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:44,650 Hey, 517 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,410 in there. 518 00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:48,269 The dress. 519 00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:49,550 Where is it? The dress. 520 00:38:50,510 --> 00:38:51,510 It's up on the couch. 521 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,830 Here's a glove. 522 00:39:09,899 --> 00:39:13,260 Say, I got all emotional and you had to calm me down. Be right there. 523 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,520 Anne, don't forget that I'm almost yours. 524 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,760 Yeah. Hurry. 525 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:20,860 Antonello! Go on, go on. Coming, coming. 526 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,600 Why is the door locked? What locked? 527 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,660 Once in a while the handle gets stuck. You just have to know how to do it. 528 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,020 There. Wait a minute. 529 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 What's going on? 530 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,600 It's not important. 531 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:31,880 Brides get upset easy. 532 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,320 Why? What did you say to her? 533 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,820 Her stepmother was too embarrassed to explain the physical side of marriage 534 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,340 well... I didn't want her to go into an uncocked. Oh, well. 535 00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:42,940 Let's join the others. 536 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,500 So now you shall lie in another's arms. 537 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,660 It was all my doing for making you marry Saveria. 538 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,840 Do you think you can ever forgive me for doing this awful thing to us? 539 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:00,580 Mount Slaver's lost. 540 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,860 But your kisses were so sweet. 541 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,330 Now, I wish I had taken you in marriage. 542 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:12,810 I lie awake all night, dreaming. 543 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,830 But you and I are together, the two of us on an island. The Solomons. 544 00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:20,470 And you're naked. 545 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,130 But I'm happy that tomorrow you returned. 546 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,230 Flower gone. 547 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:29,850 Violated by your husband. 548 00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:33,610 Will you always be mine? In memory? 549 00:40:34,210 --> 00:40:35,790 The Severia possesses your body. 550 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,880 Hello. What are you doing here? 551 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:49,900 You? Well, I loaned Ellen a record, and I thought I'd just drop by to get it. 552 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,360 Oh, here it is. 553 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,140 By the way, she's written one letter after another. 554 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,960 And how is the little bride? 555 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,360 Oh, it's been a honeymoon out of a romantic novel. 556 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,780 She's deliriously happy. 557 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,780 I'm glad. In fact, she's so mad about her new husband, she decided to prolong 558 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:09,780 their vacation. 559 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:14,089 That's lovely. 560 00:41:14,090 --> 00:41:17,970 Yes. She says it's even better than she imagined it would be. She uses words 561 00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:21,610 like marvelous, stupendous, referring to the sex, naturally. 562 00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:24,330 Oh. What else does she say? 563 00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:31,250 She says that to be intimate for the first splendid moment with a man, that 564 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:34,550 the only way I'll understand it is to do it. 565 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,470 Oh. Sounds like an expert. 566 00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:40,010 Why, now. The things she says in her letters. 567 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,330 No, no, no. really. 568 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:44,070 It'd be wrong to reveal the details she puts in. 569 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:49,190 Their confidence is between women, not for, not for the ears of men. 570 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,730 Come on, Juliana, just give me an idea. 571 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:55,510 Why do you want to know? Oh, you know, these confidences between women always 572 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:56,510 drive me crazy. 573 00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:03,010 Curious, huh? If I were to tell you these intimacy, what would you give me 574 00:42:03,010 --> 00:42:04,010 return? 575 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:09,810 One kiss. Now your side of the bargain. 576 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,780 They do it every half hour. 577 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,160 They can't get enough of each other, those lovebirds. 578 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:20,120 And her climaxes, she said, feel like a waterfall. 579 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,640 And Eleanor calls him, and guess what? 580 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,720 And he calls her a scabbard. What? 581 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,880 A scabbard? Yeah. 582 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,460 I've heard enough. 583 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,060 Oh, are you angry or excited? 584 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,080 What are you doing today, Juliana? 585 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,160 Anything you like. 586 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:44,939 Let's go out. 587 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,740 Back in about a week or so. 588 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,300 That's too long. I mean, we've got to discuss business. 589 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,880 Affairs. Business? 590 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,420 Since when has Saverio ever had any interest in business affairs? 591 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,900 You're kidding. Listen to me. The only affairs important to Saverio right now, 592 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,140 Antonello, is banging Eleanor. 593 00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:01,440 What's Cosima doing here? 594 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,740 Poor Cosima. 595 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,000 She says she gets too depressed. 596 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:08,240 Staying at the other house, too many reminders of poor Salvatore. 597 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:12,000 Not a pretty girl, not pretty, but there's a lot to her. She'll probably 598 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,100 here a little while and... Like that. 599 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,340 She doesn't seem depressed to me at all. 600 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,700 She suffers. 601 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,620 She suffers. 602 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:22,340 Oh, how she suffers. 603 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,960 I bet she was having an affair with Salvatore. That's why she's depressed. 604 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:31,280 Each man needs a woman like her a certain time, son. 605 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,700 There's a lot of suet there to repose on. 606 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:01,840 Why aren't you coming down? 607 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,450 Oh, you're a big pain in the ass. 608 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:49,450 Come help me. Don't just lie there. 609 00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:51,230 Oh, I'm so excited. 610 00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:55,910 Here, cover yourself. Don't let her know. 611 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,360 Ciao, Helena. 612 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,860 Don't be silly. I missed you madly. I thought of you every minute, honest. 613 00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,320 Want me to continue lying through my teeth? 614 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:31,480 Helena, is it possible you've already forgotten? 615 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,620 Listen, you were mine. Well, you almost were. You said you were. 616 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,460 That was a moment of weakness. 617 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,940 But you gave me your promise. 618 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:41,600 I did not, Antonello. You're exaggerating. 619 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,300 Now what do I do with all this passion? 620 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:48,180 You're all upset and with no reason. You told me to marry, and so I did just as 621 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,220 I was ordered to, and now it's all over. 622 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:54,520 You mustn't do this, Ellen. I want to have you back. 623 00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:56,420 Keep your hands off of me. 624 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,160 At least for the time being. Where are you? 625 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,220 There you are. 626 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,020 Caruso, I want to talk to you. Listen, that Texas girl was driving me out of my 627 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:23,350 skull. Make up your mind. Are you going to listen or go on copulating? 628 00:46:26,490 --> 00:46:27,490 Caruso! 629 00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:29,270 I'll see you in the study. 630 00:46:38,370 --> 00:46:45,150 I was listening. Before you start, I want to say 631 00:46:45,150 --> 00:46:46,150 something. 632 00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:47,790 All right. 633 00:46:48,210 --> 00:46:49,530 Go ahead, then. Let's hear it. 634 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,040 I want to discuss your stepsister. 635 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:55,820 Antonello, every time I try to comfort the poor woman so recently bereaved, 636 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,400 every time I try to relieve her pain or anguish, I always get interrupted. 637 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,800 I just want to tell you that these interruptions are bad. 638 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,580 I could be prone to heart attacks. 639 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:07,820 But I went seeking your counsel. And I counsel you not to interrupt anymore, if 640 00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:11,880 you will, that climate of tenderness that I've created to help your poor 641 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,100 Ah, that was... 642 00:47:15,509 --> 00:47:16,870 Tenderness. Yeah, tenderness. 643 00:47:17,070 --> 00:47:20,070 Tenderness, Sicilian style. And women love it, especially your sister. 644 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:23,850 And one more thing. I ain't your father. I don't intend to continue counseling 645 00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:26,550 you on erotic perversions. It ain't right. What do you want from me? Take 646 00:47:26,550 --> 00:47:28,690 of your own problems and let me alone. Okay, okay. Okay. 647 00:47:29,050 --> 00:47:30,330 I'll handle my own problems. 648 00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:33,870 Why, I asked your help. God only knows. 649 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:35,350 Marvelous. You'll handle it alone. 650 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:54,870 What are you doing here? 651 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:57,630 I'm waiting for you. I had to see you. Did anyone see you come in here, 652 00:47:57,710 --> 00:47:58,890 Antonello? The gardener did. 653 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:02,470 But I told him I suffer from rheumatism and that a hot house heat is good for 654 00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:03,630 me. That's a kid. 655 00:48:03,930 --> 00:48:05,310 No, it's too easy to be seen. 656 00:48:05,630 --> 00:48:06,770 Oh, no one will see us. 657 00:48:07,550 --> 00:48:09,610 No, I said not for the time being. 658 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:12,770 I've been waiting for this moment all day. 659 00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:16,510 You don't understand. I'm a happily married woman. 660 00:48:19,970 --> 00:48:21,010 And why are you crying? 661 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,600 Ellen, you're lying to me again. If you knew you could get away with betraying 662 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,720 your husband, you'd do it in a second. 663 00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:30,960 But the reactions of a girl just married entering into adultery can be very 664 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,860 emotional. Darling, if I don't have you, I'll never have any peace. 665 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,400 You poor fellow, I've driven you clear out of your gourd. Yes, darling, you're 666 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,400 right, you're right. 667 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,960 I'm crazy with desire. 668 00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:43,880 Just you and me naked together. 669 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,480 But, well, suppose someone saw us. 670 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:50,370 I admit, it does excite me. 671 00:48:50,590 --> 00:48:51,590 The risk. 672 00:48:51,730 --> 00:48:54,410 Doing it in a flower bed the first time is sort of gassy. 673 00:48:56,610 --> 00:48:59,390 And besides, now I'm so hot, there's not much I can do about it. 674 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,090 I'm ready and able. 675 00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:42,689 Senor Antonello. 676 00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:44,550 Senor Antonello, how are you feeling? 677 00:49:45,610 --> 00:49:46,850 Better. Much better. 678 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,910 The muscle's still a bit rigid, though. 679 00:49:51,630 --> 00:49:53,290 I think I'll keep it up a while longer. 680 00:49:57,650 --> 00:49:59,410 I'll get back to work. Gardner, my return. 681 00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:01,810 Oh, no. Oh, no, don't worry about him. 682 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:03,670 Gardner. 683 00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:07,730 I'll be ready in a second. What if he comes back? 684 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:08,970 He won't. 685 00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:17,300 This lousy shirt, I hate it. 686 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:25,620 Darling. 687 00:50:56,279 --> 00:50:59,480 Nicky Louder is still in first place. Boy, what a fabulous champion. That's 688 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,439 I call a man's man. 689 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,720 What the hell have we got a gardener for? 690 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,200 Come on, Eleanor, it's time for lunch. 691 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,720 Yes, I'll be there in a moment. 692 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:08,540 I'm afraid that your lunch will have to wait for another time, my love. 693 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,540 Two hours waiting on the terrace. 694 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:09,060 What did you tell the others? 695 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,040 That I had a headache and felt like a bat. 696 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,020 Let's do it. Let's do it. You're marvelous. 697 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,718 Yes, yes. 698 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,320 Come on. It's going out on my skull. 699 00:53:21,379 --> 00:53:22,500 Elena, you all right? 700 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,000 Is your headache any better? 701 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:29,220 Elena, you all right, little scabbard? 702 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:30,940 Better answer. 703 00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:33,480 Yes, thanks. I'm taking a bath. 704 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,640 I still don't understand that. Who ever heard of taking a bath for a headache? 705 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,240 A bath is very relaxing. 706 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,560 It's really better not to, honest, Elena. 707 00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:43,020 It's bad for your digestion, you know that? 708 00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:46,040 Besides, Rick, would you mind hurrying up? 709 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,660 I've got to tend to my necessity. 710 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:50,100 I'll let you in in just a moment. 711 00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:51,780 Have patience. 712 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:57,420 As an adventurer, it's fantastic, no? What are you talking about? You murder 713 00:53:58,620 --> 00:54:00,360 Ellen, my teeth are floating. I'm in pain. 714 00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:04,480 My father's in there. Please open, Ellen. I can't hold it anymore. 715 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,660 You'll make me catch a cold, a bad cold. 716 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,720 If I don't get in there this minute, I'm going to be wetter than you are. 717 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960 Real baby, aren't you? 718 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:22,990 Gee, what a sublime picture you are, covered with sun. 719 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,350 A bath is just what I need, too. Exactly what I need, a little wallowing. 720 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:28,229 A bath? 721 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:29,790 What are you doing? 722 00:54:30,030 --> 00:54:31,030 I'm undressing. 723 00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:35,510 Sweetheart, you and me doing it in the soap section. Yes, yes, sounds like fun, 724 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:36,970 but I don't want to get my hair wet. 725 00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:38,930 But darling, we've never made love in the water. 726 00:54:39,390 --> 00:54:43,110 Yes, yes, but first, first, go and get the shower cap. Okay, but don't, don't 727 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:44,210 you move, huh? You're beautiful. 728 00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:45,650 I'll be right back, huh? 729 00:54:45,910 --> 00:54:48,070 Hey, hey, Jeffy, two shakes of a lab sale. 730 00:54:53,390 --> 00:54:54,390 Go close and run. 731 00:55:23,210 --> 00:55:26,310 What is it? 732 00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:29,870 What's wrong? 733 00:55:30,890 --> 00:55:32,070 The stomach. 734 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,730 You forgot to go to the bathroom. It's back up into your tummy. 735 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:45,570 I think we should spray those olive trees. 736 00:55:45,890 --> 00:55:46,890 Do you see what I see? 737 00:55:48,150 --> 00:55:49,910 Antonello, what are you doing nude? 738 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,820 He must be nuts in this weather. Sometimes he makes the area look like a 739 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,320 I'm afraid it's more serious than that. What do you mean? I think he's got a 740 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,320 sexual problem. 741 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:00,660 I can't go more than nine times a night anymore. No, I mean as an exhibitionist. 742 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,640 A pervert. What's he doing now? Going for a swim. He's sick, all right. It's 743 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,140 normal. He'll catch his desert cold. 744 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,060 He's swimming in ice water. That's a bad idea. If we're lucky, he'll catch 745 00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:10,060 pneumonia. 746 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,520 He'll end up in an institution. 747 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,800 Watch it. 748 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,840 Eleanor! Antonello! 749 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,840 Watch how good I am with a pistol. I'm better than the Lone Ranger. 750 00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:30,670 Well, the hunting season will soon be open. We'll be up to our ears in 751 00:56:30,670 --> 00:56:33,390 and grouse. You can depend on me. Our great white hunter. 752 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:35,330 Where did those two nuts go? 753 00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:36,650 I don't know. 754 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,270 Oh, for God's sake. 755 00:56:39,590 --> 00:56:43,710 I put on a great exhibition of shooting. Severio, each time we get along, 756 00:56:43,890 --> 00:56:47,490 Severio. Can't you imagine if we did manage a few kisses? 757 00:56:47,870 --> 00:56:48,870 I'd better answer. 758 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,250 You're a great shot. 759 00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:53,030 There you are. Didn't you hear me? 760 00:56:53,690 --> 00:56:56,810 You could hire out as a killer. Yeah, a killer, a gorilla. 761 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,480 I love it. The caracus shot in the whole land. 762 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,600 Dillinger. You ready? Watch this. 763 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:04,620 Have I told you today I love him? 764 00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:06,620 I'm worried now. 765 00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:07,820 Oh, 766 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:09,140 but I can sense it. 767 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,080 They can't touch me, those fuzz, eh? 768 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,060 They better not get cheeky with me. I'm good with either hand. 769 00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:29,330 Do it with the best of them. 770 00:58:29,690 --> 00:58:30,910 Oh, I'm getting old. 771 00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:33,430 There was a time when I could dance till morning. 772 00:58:33,630 --> 00:58:35,030 Listen, honey, you can still compete. 773 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,310 Oh, that's disorder. 774 00:58:38,070 --> 00:58:39,750 And tonight's the servants' night off. 775 00:58:40,290 --> 00:58:41,610 What do we need the servants for? 776 00:58:42,330 --> 00:58:45,750 After all, I'm here to help you. Why, it's the least I can do. It's my 777 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,890 to take care of you. Here, I'll help you. Mind your own business. I'll take 778 00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:50,850 of the ladies' needs. Get up the saucers, the plates, the cups. 779 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,790 Ah, there we are. We'll put everything on the tray. Just put them right on top 780 00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:55,950 there. My pleasure. 781 00:58:56,150 --> 00:58:57,150 Why don't you go get undressed? 782 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:58,660 With your permission. 783 00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:03,580 Listen to me, Antonello. You simply can't go on like this. 784 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:07,220 Go on like what? Come on, like it's plainly written all over your face, 785 00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:08,580 You're horny. 786 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:13,240 Listen, I prefer not to speak about these things in front of Eleanor. Don't 787 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,580 silly. Eleanor's a woman of experience. She's been around. 788 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,480 She knows the score. 789 00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:20,520 Now, if you want my opinion, you really should get married. 790 00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:23,620 Like me. A woman brought to the altar. 791 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,060 There's a woman of hidden treasures. But they're not all the same, are they? I 792 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:30,100 don't think that's his problem, Saverio. Of course it is. But I should like to 793 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,840 say, before you go on, this is man talk. 794 00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,700 Well, you finished saying a second ago... I finished saying a second ago 795 00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:35,700 you could listen, right? 796 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,540 But that doesn't give you the right to speak, Eleanor. 797 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:44,040 Friend, let's pretend that you're enamored of a, well, a married lady. 798 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,680 Because of the fact that you're a bachelor, there would be an imbalance. 799 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,080 The relationship would be asymmetrical. 800 00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:51,140 Asymmetrical? 801 00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:53,740 Look, in adultery, what's the classic situation? 802 00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,720 The triangle. You're wrong. 803 00:59:58,020 --> 01:00:01,960 The classic situation in real adultery is the quadrangle. 804 01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:05,720 It's one of my theories on which I intend to write an essay. 805 01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:09,300 Let's say both adulterers, the two of them, have spouses to consider. 806 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,440 Then you're in a situation with perfect balance. Yeah. 807 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,560 For the man, naturally. 808 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,080 Naturally, my dear. 809 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,880 Yeah, but is that reason to marry? 810 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:24,240 Boo? Look, if you're a real friend of Antonello's, you'd advise the lad to 811 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,560 marry. Yes. 812 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,760 It could solve your dilemma. 813 01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,260 No, no. 814 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:30,300 Marry me. 815 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,460 Marry me. 816 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:32,940 Marry me. 817 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,600 I bet your bride is waiting for you back at the house. 818 01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:16,060 Don't be absurd, Elena. 819 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,060 I'm in love with you, darn it. Then what about your letters to Saverio saying 820 01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:22,120 how much you love Juliana that you wrote on your honeymoon? 821 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:26,100 But those expressions of love were for you. You were to read between the lines. 822 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,580 Writing that she called you her samurai and sees your beautiful geisha. 823 01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:34,480 This situation is all your husband's fault, triangle, quadrangle. A whole lot 824 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,860 nonsense. And if they become lovers, Saverio and Juliana? 825 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,720 A little white swapping is healthy. 826 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,000 Yeah, that's all we are, a hank of hair, bosom and ass, who all you males show 827 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,859 in a big pig. 828 01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:47,580 You made me married and nearly raped me on my wedding day. 829 01:01:47,780 --> 01:01:48,920 And there's Juliana. 830 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:52,560 You guys are all as fickle as can be. You're all such bastards. 831 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,140 Calm down, calm down. 832 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,620 Tell me that Juliana doesn't mean anything to you. Juliana doesn't exist. 833 01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:58,620 the truth, I swear. 834 01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:01,880 Antonello, come on, I want to take you for a ride in my new people eater. 835 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,140 We'll take her for a speed run, see what she can do. 836 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,140 No, no thanks. 837 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:08,460 I'm afraid to get car sick. 838 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,140 Ellen and I know better than that, because she's jealous of her. Yeah, my 839 01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:13,200 -bodied, souped -up mistress. 840 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,400 All right, I'll go along. See you later. 841 01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:52,550 My little car, I love to drive you around the corner. 842 01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:57,270 Darling. 843 01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:04,770 Baby. 844 01:03:07,170 --> 01:03:10,510 Wouldn't it be great if Saveria were to run into a buffet? 845 01:03:10,930 --> 01:03:13,790 I was thinking that too. It would be nice if we were laid up for at least a 846 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:14,790 month. 847 01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:20,630 Nothing to it. 848 01:03:21,070 --> 01:03:22,610 Here. That's it. That's it. 849 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,610 Pull it. Here we are. 850 01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,750 Oh, Ellen. 851 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,110 Oh, my darling. Love you. 852 01:03:36,070 --> 01:03:38,250 Time would you bring along a pair of scissors. 853 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,750 There we go. 854 01:03:41,970 --> 01:03:42,970 Watch this. 855 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:47,910 Hey. 856 01:03:52,110 --> 01:03:53,110 When I dream. 857 01:05:39,050 --> 01:05:40,050 My husband, you know. Eleanor! 858 01:05:40,290 --> 01:05:41,910 Eleanor! Here I am. 859 01:05:42,450 --> 01:05:43,450 What is it, darling? 860 01:05:43,630 --> 01:05:44,589 I want to know the truth. 861 01:05:44,590 --> 01:05:46,690 Am I finished as a member of the family of man? 862 01:05:46,950 --> 01:05:49,970 You've got nothing but a couple of broken bones. I'm talking about the 863 01:05:49,970 --> 01:05:50,769 the middle. 864 01:05:50,770 --> 01:05:54,050 Shh. If you ask me, Eleanor, he reminds me of Frankenstein. 865 01:05:55,110 --> 01:05:57,030 Charles Severio, you look stupendous. 866 01:05:57,650 --> 01:06:00,530 Sure I do. The stupendous mummy that belongs in a pyramid. 867 01:06:00,770 --> 01:06:04,190 By the time I get out of this, my balls will be atrophied. Shh. But, Severio, 868 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,710 what am I going to say to Uncle Antonello? 869 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,360 Just say I'll be occupied caring for my husband because it's all my fault. 870 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:15,020 Sister. 871 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:21,020 Yes? Sister, I must ask, might there be complications of any sort? 872 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,300 We're doing all we can. You must have faith. 873 01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:26,180 It's a case of lighting candles, is it? Yes. 874 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:27,560 Yes, light candles. 875 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,200 Our Lord is always grateful. 876 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,700 Can I buy you some flowers? For me? 877 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,200 No, for all of you. 878 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,480 My superior. 879 01:06:36,190 --> 01:06:37,149 Tell me your name. 880 01:06:37,150 --> 01:06:38,150 Mr. Pierre. 881 01:06:39,450 --> 01:06:42,590 I think I'm beginning to feel a vocation of holiness. 882 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:54,250 We're only cutting off the cast, Don Saverio, not your head. I'm not worried 883 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,149 about my head. 884 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:57,330 Courage, darling. What I'm concerned about is further to the self. 885 01:06:57,570 --> 01:07:00,490 I want to see for myself that nothing's missing. I want to see my neck. 886 01:07:01,530 --> 01:07:02,950 You know what neck tie, don't you, Doctor? 887 01:07:03,839 --> 01:07:07,500 I understand. And at the right moment, we'll free those two. You needn't worry. 888 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:09,180 Now, let's proceed with the call -up. 889 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:10,538 Please wait outside. 890 01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:11,740 No. Don't go. 891 01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,240 Don't go. They're going to cut my hair off. 892 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,000 I'll never get to see my bones. 893 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,880 Don't let them do it. 894 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,220 He'll be released in a couple of days, the doctor said. 895 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,520 A man in his condition? Yes, he has amazing bones. 896 01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:33,080 My husband's back at the house. 897 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400 a night. 898 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:40,020 It was my fault he had the accident. I feel guilty as a result. 899 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,360 So that's it. We'll never make love again. 900 01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,320 How can you say that? We've never done it. 901 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:47,060 Helena, I want you. 902 01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:49,540 Helena. Samaria. 903 01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,560 Little scabbard. How I suffer. 904 01:07:56,060 --> 01:07:57,240 I'll take care of you. 905 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,180 Don't worry. Everybody's got your poor wife under surveillance. 906 01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:03,340 Including you. 907 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,840 No way, and I find your suspicions odious and offensive. 908 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,440 Special circumstances. 909 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:08,700 The poor little asshole. 910 01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:12,960 When a woman is sexually disoccupied like, like, like, like Ellen is, I tell 911 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,500 you, she's easy prey to the sort of guy I just, I just abhor. 912 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:18,620 And you don't want to hear a word in self -defense. Do you call that right? 913 01:08:18,939 --> 01:08:22,680 But he's not insinuating. He's supposing, imagining a bit. It's 914 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,700 Listen, I know men. Don't worry. And also women. 915 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,600 The whole wide world is a jungle, and certain animals... 916 01:08:30,670 --> 01:08:35,149 Got horns. And he's at a disadvantage, poor fellow. As the poet says, a man has 917 01:08:35,149 --> 01:08:37,910 to be able or he gets horns on his table. No, Papa. 918 01:08:38,189 --> 01:08:38,948 I'm hurt. 919 01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:42,350 Just what do you want from me? Simple. You follow it. And if you see something 920 01:08:42,350 --> 01:08:45,050 wrong, you take care of it. But with the organization, you've got her spies in 921 01:08:45,050 --> 01:08:46,229 this place. She hasn't a minute alone. 922 01:08:46,430 --> 01:08:49,170 It's rank folly. If you love her, you should trust her. Come on, Amy, for your 923 01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:50,170 Cosima. No. 924 01:08:50,529 --> 01:08:51,890 You mustn't say no to your mama. 925 01:08:52,290 --> 01:08:53,209 What mama, Papa? 926 01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:54,210 Well, almost. 927 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,620 So there you asked me to do the strangest thing. 928 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:06,060 He said that he wanted that I should spy on Anna. He seemed quite out of his 929 01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:07,060 mind. 930 01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:09,640 Spy on her? 931 01:09:09,859 --> 01:09:11,640 Yes. But she's a saint. 932 01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:16,979 Oh, she may be, but you know, she told me she's a very hot woman. 933 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,540 Oh, ooh la la. 934 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:23,960 That in their marriage bed, she's a tigress that dipped down. 935 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,300 There's a slut in her. 936 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,300 A sex nut. She shouldn't be telling me that. 937 01:09:30,779 --> 01:09:32,700 She can't get enough, she says. 938 01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:35,819 And her husband is the same way. Oh, was. 939 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:40,640 His sword is always ready to slip into his scabbard. 940 01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:46,960 Her theory is that in every nice girl, there's a slut raging to get out. 941 01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:48,359 And you know what? 942 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:50,680 I'm a nice girl. 943 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,279 And she's right. 944 01:10:07,150 --> 01:10:08,150 action whatsoever. 945 01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:10,590 I'm going to shoot myself in the ass. 946 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:14,430 The doctor said excitement is bad for you. It's better this way. Let me have a 947 01:10:14,430 --> 01:10:16,430 look. Raise your skirt up. More, more, more, more. 948 01:10:18,310 --> 01:10:19,310 Both fingers! 949 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,190 Eleanor, it's happening. 950 01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:23,770 Yeah, it's happening. 951 01:10:24,110 --> 01:10:25,870 It's coming up, Eleanor. It's coming up. 952 01:10:26,110 --> 01:10:29,410 You mustn't, Sir Barry, you mustn't. Because first you've got to get better, 953 01:10:29,410 --> 01:10:30,410 the doctor told you. 954 01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:35,170 That's not bad. It's growing bigger. The pressure's good. I can't tell you how 955 01:10:35,170 --> 01:10:36,170 great it feels. 956 01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,339 Oh, what happened? 957 01:10:37,340 --> 01:10:39,720 Oh, God, did that kick in? I feel better already. 958 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,120 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 959 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,900 Well? Just walk in. 960 01:10:43,260 --> 01:10:45,320 So sorry. I mean, I didn't realize. 961 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,000 You've ruined an experiment. The most important test in today's medicine. 962 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,500 We almost brought me... Brought it off. 963 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:51,940 Here. 964 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:52,978 Thank you. 965 01:10:52,980 --> 01:10:54,060 Can I get you anything? 966 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,360 No, thanks. 967 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,180 You'll soon be on your feet. 968 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,780 Congratulations, Saverio. 969 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,120 Don't be funny, huh? 970 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:02,580 It's not my feet I care about. It's my middle muscle. 971 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:06,520 Ellen, I brought Juliana. She figured she could spell you a while. 972 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:09,840 I'm sure you could use the rest. Ellen, this face is getting so thin. But 973 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,840 really, I'm not tired. 974 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:15,020 No, it's an order, Ellen. You need a bit of fresh air. Balls on the guy. The 975 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:18,440 tone. It's an order, Ellen. Taking advantage of me because I'm temporarily 976 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,040 of commission. Fine friend you are. 977 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:21,159 May I? 978 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,280 Here we are. And how are we today? 979 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,680 Juliana here will sit with you for a while. But kindly... 980 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:29,840 A wife for your physical therapy, eh? Oh, it's good for you, exercise. 981 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,600 I'll be glad to assist you. I know a lot of them. Physical therapy's a wonderful 982 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,820 thing. I feel I'd better stay here in the room. No, go on, go on. 983 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,620 Otherwise I'll get to be known as a monster. 984 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,660 Now then, shall we commence the exercises? 985 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,640 There's no doubt he'll soon be normal again. There go our plans. But he was 986 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,640 never normal. 987 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:49,020 Psychotherapy is what he needs. 988 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,640 I'd like to make love right here. What do you think? Are you crazy? 989 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:56,160 Let's do it right here. Eleanor, my love, where are you? 990 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,720 King Kong's practically here. Eleanor, where are you? Come and see how well I'm 991 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:05,720 walking. 992 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:09,420 Watch me. Look at the progress. See how nimble I am? Look at me go. 993 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,280 The monster's walking, you know, with a bit of luck. 994 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:17,260 Isn't this a nice surprise, huh? All week long I've been preparing for it. 995 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:20,300 Come on, Eleanor, aren't you going to smile at least? I thought you'd be happy 996 01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:21,300 about it. 997 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,020 But I just wasn't expecting you. 998 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:26,620 Yeah, we were just talking about you and how glad we are that you're out and 999 01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:31,020 around. And specifically about making up for lost time. I must exercise with 1000 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:35,260 Juliana more. Our motto goes like, Recuperate. 1001 01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:37,340 Recuperate. 1002 01:13:54,990 --> 01:13:55,990 I haven't been hit. And you? 1003 01:13:58,970 --> 01:13:59,970 Me neither. 1004 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:01,990 Blasting away again, huh? 1005 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,150 Hey, you ready? 1006 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:22,580 Thank you.